Falcon Garlic!

Apparently the Eagle LOVES garlic. It loves it a lot. After taking the three cloves I offered it it FOLLOWED ME HOME AND TOOK ALL MY OTHER GARLIC. Along with my roof. And then it set my house on fire. It was only a small fire and I managed to put it out with the fire extinguisher, but goddamn. I'm never buying garlic again. Now, as any hotblooded American would, I felt like punching it for stealing my garlic, but it turns out that a sixteen-day hike in the woods and then a four-day sprint back home is really exhausting, so I just managed to fall on my carpet.

Falcon signoff!